we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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