so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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