Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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