I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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