I feel great
I just peed on a car
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Randomize
