So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Tell her she can't have a vagina
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
