This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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