last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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