Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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