Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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