I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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