1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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