grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
