Tell her she can't have a vagina
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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