just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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