I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I could have mohawked her pubes.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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