Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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