well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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