Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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