He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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