I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
All I want is dick and wine.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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