ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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