Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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