Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Redeem this text for a blowjob
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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