Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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