why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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