the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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