I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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