oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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