Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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