Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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