But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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