Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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