I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
