someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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