So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
