Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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