yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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