Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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