Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she looked like the before picture.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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