talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
