I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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