Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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