I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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