If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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