People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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