I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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