I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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