Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
How does one acquire holy water?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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