did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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