Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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