Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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