the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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