Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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